I’ve never watched an episode of Game of Thrones in my life and even I know that you don’t fuck with the blonde dragon lady.
and that the kid with the crown is the human version of period cramps
and jon snow is ned stark’s bastard
that’s the show
That’s the most accurate description of Joffrey i’ve ever read.
Imagine coming into your room after a shower, covered in nothing but a towel, and finding your icon disinterestedly flipping through TV channels. When they see you they grin happily because they’ve been waiting for you.